So when are we going to hook up and have some fun?

Yup, that was the text message I received today. Not one to jump to conclusions - okay I totally jumped to conclusions- I thought I would get more information. And my conclusions were correct. But let's rewind a little. 

So I matched with two gentlemen. One I was interested in, and one I was "eh" about. Bachelor #2 (mr eh) never made contact or attempted to make contact. And since I was lukewarm at best I wasn't in a rush to connect either. Needless to say, that one never went anywhere. Bachelor #1 was the one I liked and I was happy we matched. He needs a name, and I would like to give him a clever name but I am not feeling overly clever tonight so I will call him

Bob. 

Bob actually texted me right after we matched and we had a few days of texting back and forth. Heaven forbid either if us actually call each other, but it works. After some back and forth we finally find a time to meet. We have a nice first meeting, really liked him, thought it was a nice date. The next day we chat back and forth a bit. Great, I'm thinking we are going to make plans for the next date. And then the text came. Yup. 

"When are we going to hook up and have some fun?" I polled my nearest and dearest for interpretation, because my mind leapt immediately to he wants one thing and one thing only. Finally - many hours later because I really was stunned/wanted to find the right way to say are you really being a creeper - I sent a response. And ladies and gentlemen, we have a creeper. My response was along the lines of "that depends, if you want to grab a drink or catch a movie I night be free this weekend". The creeper response: "well I guess we will have to see, since I have a date tonight and another one tomorrow and another on Saturday. lol". Though some of that quote is paraphrased I felt it necessary to keep the "lol". And with that it is bye bye to Bob the creeper. (Sorry to all the nice Bob's out there, I just needed a name). 

As I said, I was a little stunned by it all. There seemed to be no warning leading up to the booty call text (at 10 in the morning). I am not offended that he has other dates, it was the way that he threw it back like he is this massive stud and I am lucky that he was interested. And though he seemed like a nice enough guy, he was certainly no Brad Pitt. I am glad that this came out before I vested more time and energy into him. So Bob the creeper, your number has been deleted.